Post by graderr on May 6, 2015 23:21:27 GMT -5
“Ladies and gentlemen. Boys and girls the person you have finally been waiting for has arrived. Without further ado I give to your host for the evening. It is the being that the kais tremble before, the being that knows what you did last summer and sees you when you’re sleeping. It is the one that gives you all your precious little zeni and measly amounts of power level. The one, the only…GRADERR!” A voice boomed. The sky is suddenly bathed in bright blinding light as a solitary silhouette can be seen. As the image approaches more detail can be made out.
It was a single chariot that was being pulled by what appeared to be four tigers that were the size of small bears. Their steps seemed to walk on the very air itself, behind them is a gilded chariot in gold and marble. The wheels were made of thick dark mahogany wood that was harvested from the trees of Malchior Seven using an ancient blood ritual. Standing upon the godly chariot was a powerful presence. His body was that of chiseled muscle, long flowing blonde hair, fair skin and a chin that could break men’s souls. Draped around him in the chariot were women that were ready to jump and do anything he said. The chariot would touch down quietly, the man exit before snapping his fingers sending the chariot flying off once again. The ground at his feet seemed to burn and then glow in bright light. A twirl of his finger sent the area around him into rapid building mode. Upon completion the area in which he had landed had turned into that of a studio set that a live studio audience.
“Graderr! Graderr! Graderr! Graderr!” The audience would chant repeatedly as the being basked in their admiration. Raising his hand the audience fell silent.
“Ladies and gentlemen it is not often that I appear before mortal eyes but I have been tasked with a job that no other being could hope to accomplish. I have been tasked with finding true love for what you mortals claim as ‘the strongest being in the universe’. I have helped craft her, bestowing upon her the gifts that she wields today. In a sense, she is my creation and I only wish to see my creations prosper.” The man’s voice boomed with a velvety tone that would make any man’s knees weak and any woman’s heart to skip a beat. “I could go on about my accomplishments like how I was the true driving force to make this universe or that I am responsible for making sure the stories of destiny go on uninterrupted and rewarded or how even the five claim to hold sway over me they are truly mistaken. But alas we are not here for you to bask in my glory. We are here to find love. So let’s wait no longer….your lunar vixen, the woman that brought families together while tearing her own apart, the legendary, and I mean legendary, Akassa Hattori!”
Rules:
1. Posting order will go as follows. All contestants will now post their arrival to the show and take a seat, then Akassa shall arrive. I will pose a question, then the contestants can answer in the any order(no official posting order), followed by Akassa responding and picking the answer she likes the least. That contestant will then be eliminated and the process shall repeat until someone has won her heart!
2. This is completely OOC, nothing will happen to you here that has any lasting permanent effect on your character.
3. When it comes to eliminations, Akassa will pick the person that she no longer wishes to compete and I will eliminate them. That person will be ‘removed’ from play and will have one final post reacting to their elimination. For simplicity sake, I will post the elimination results on behalf of Akassa to keep the thread moving.
4. Posts have to be up within seven days of the question being asked. If not then you sit there silently as if your froze up from stage fright. These posts are not meant to be novels so feel free to create very short posts.
5. Keep it clean. Innuendos are fine. Same with jokes. Anything explicit in writing as deemed by staff as inappropriate will result in an immediate elimination with no chance to react to your death. In other words, I kick your ass out and move on.
6. This is meant to be fun. Roll with the punches and just enjoy the thread guys.
7. We are running the show in a 70s blind date dating show so please do not refer to yourself by name.
Questions? No? Good. Let’s do this!
It was a single chariot that was being pulled by what appeared to be four tigers that were the size of small bears. Their steps seemed to walk on the very air itself, behind them is a gilded chariot in gold and marble. The wheels were made of thick dark mahogany wood that was harvested from the trees of Malchior Seven using an ancient blood ritual. Standing upon the godly chariot was a powerful presence. His body was that of chiseled muscle, long flowing blonde hair, fair skin and a chin that could break men’s souls. Draped around him in the chariot were women that were ready to jump and do anything he said. The chariot would touch down quietly, the man exit before snapping his fingers sending the chariot flying off once again. The ground at his feet seemed to burn and then glow in bright light. A twirl of his finger sent the area around him into rapid building mode. Upon completion the area in which he had landed had turned into that of a studio set that a live studio audience.
“Graderr! Graderr! Graderr! Graderr!” The audience would chant repeatedly as the being basked in their admiration. Raising his hand the audience fell silent.
“Ladies and gentlemen it is not often that I appear before mortal eyes but I have been tasked with a job that no other being could hope to accomplish. I have been tasked with finding true love for what you mortals claim as ‘the strongest being in the universe’. I have helped craft her, bestowing upon her the gifts that she wields today. In a sense, she is my creation and I only wish to see my creations prosper.” The man’s voice boomed with a velvety tone that would make any man’s knees weak and any woman’s heart to skip a beat. “I could go on about my accomplishments like how I was the true driving force to make this universe or that I am responsible for making sure the stories of destiny go on uninterrupted and rewarded or how even the five claim to hold sway over me they are truly mistaken. But alas we are not here for you to bask in my glory. We are here to find love. So let’s wait no longer….your lunar vixen, the woman that brought families together while tearing her own apart, the legendary, and I mean legendary, Akassa Hattori!”
Rules:
1. Posting order will go as follows. All contestants will now post their arrival to the show and take a seat, then Akassa shall arrive. I will pose a question, then the contestants can answer in the any order(no official posting order), followed by Akassa responding and picking the answer she likes the least. That contestant will then be eliminated and the process shall repeat until someone has won her heart!
2. This is completely OOC, nothing will happen to you here that has any lasting permanent effect on your character.
3. When it comes to eliminations, Akassa will pick the person that she no longer wishes to compete and I will eliminate them. That person will be ‘removed’ from play and will have one final post reacting to their elimination. For simplicity sake, I will post the elimination results on behalf of Akassa to keep the thread moving.
4. Posts have to be up within seven days of the question being asked. If not then you sit there silently as if your froze up from stage fright. These posts are not meant to be novels so feel free to create very short posts.
5. Keep it clean. Innuendos are fine. Same with jokes. Anything explicit in writing as deemed by staff as inappropriate will result in an immediate elimination with no chance to react to your death. In other words, I kick your ass out and move on.
6. This is meant to be fun. Roll with the punches and just enjoy the thread guys.
7. We are running the show in a 70s blind date dating show so please do not refer to yourself by name.
Questions? No? Good. Let’s do this!